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THE BREAD IS UPON US by Andrewnuva199 THE BREAD IS UPON US by Andrewnuva199
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Here's a touching story. Once upon a time on April First 2013, the TF2 team left a blog post with a secret link to what is now known as Lecture Valley: www.teamfortress.com/lectureva…  It was a few pages of an in-TF2-universe magazine that, among other things, mentioned bread as a particular highlight. The update waiters had a field day with it, wondering what was coming.

Fast forward over a year later and nothing of the sort has come of it, much to the chagrin of many... until now. In what seems like an ordinary mantainance update, Valve has upheld the time-honored-tradition of sneaking in files into the game to prepare us for the next big thing. And what is that tibet to the next big thing?... BREAD! And lots of it!

Nothing is known of what its purpose is, but we do know that it's appearing on odd occasions of teleportation in TF2, and is slotted in the files for the weapons. Combined with old recoveries of bread-references in weapon code, could this be our long-awaited new weapons? Or just a cute little thing for people who remember a year-old April Fools hint and bread lovers alike?

I know only one thing: I love cornbread. Happy to see it added.

EDIT CIRCA 6/16/2014: Spamming my Watchers' feeds again to let you know THINGS ARE MOST CERTAINLY HAPPENING: www.teamfortress.com/countdown…
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:iconhexidextrous:
Hexidextrous Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
Warning. DO NOT TELEPORT!
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:iconalmarkaz:
ALMarkAZ Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this is gonna be HELL OF A GREAET!!!
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:iconalvgzone:
AlVGZone Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
Ooh bread just got real.
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:iconamberreaper:
AmberReaper Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Truly the beginning of the end.
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't believe how much I'm getting hyped about bread. :lol:
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:iconamberreaper:
AmberReaper Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OH GOD RUN FOR IT!
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:iconerichgrooms3:
ErichGrooms3 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
The Cloudy with a Chance of Bread!
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DBuilder Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I...I just...so.  Much.  Bread.
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:iconscottwolf:
ScottWolf Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
Welp. there's only one thing to do. *gets the industrial sized jar of strawberry preserves*
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:iconcommanderctc:
CommanderCTC Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't forget the peanut butter!
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:iconscottwolf:
ScottWolf Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014
I do like a little pb and bread with my jelly...
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TBWinger92 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Get hyped!
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SyforceWindlight Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Bread! Bread everywhere!

Hope there isn't any wet bread...

But still, it certainly sounds like valve to do something sneaky and subtle. It could only forewarn us of what is to come...
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:iconalvgzone:
AlVGZone Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
Bread. Real bread.
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lazymansload Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
I think the only acceptable response to this might just be the following soliloquy, as read by the announcer from the Stanley Parable.
hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2…
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